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“Sexy one-of-a-kind boutique hotel. Housed in traditional 15th-century coaching inn, racy and opulent rooms channel Marquis de Sade; picture red velvet walls, leather floors, mirrored ceilings & sexy mood lighting. Enjoy buzzing restaurants, a pool, hot tub & massages. Perfect weekend-away material. ”

“Sexy one-of-a-kind boutique hotel. Housed in traditional 15th-century coaching inn, racy and opulent rooms channel Marquis de Sade; picture red velvet walls, leather floors, mirrored ceilings & sexy mood lighting. Enjoy buzzing restaurants, a pool, hot tub & massages. Perfect weekend-away material. ”

Recommended For

  • Foodies
  • Bon viveurs will love the bustling bar and busy restaurant serving classic English ingredients with excellent wines & champagnes
  • Local exploring
  • The extravagant interiors couldn't differ more from the surrounding English countryside. Explore quaint villages & manor houses
  • Romantic Break
  • Decidedly couple-friendly, this isn't somewhere to bring the kids
  • Golf
  • Golf-lovers will adore nearby Stoke Park. As well as a luxury hotel & country-club, it is one of the UK's finest parkland clubs
  • Sights nearby
  • Make a day of it and visit Legoland or stop for lunch at Cliveden House, a luxury country house hotel with a dramatic history
  • Other Activities
  • It's a half hour drive to Windsor Castle, home to the Queen of England and the oldest & largest occupied castle in the world
  • Great walks
  • Go for a scenic waterside stroll in nearby Colne Valley Regional Park
  • Restaurant
  • There are two restaurants on-site; English - specialising in British Sunday Lunch - and Thai. Both boast glamorous interiors
  • Literary
  • Home of famous British author G.K Chesterton is just a short walk from the property
  • Historic
  • The hotel is housed in the oldest documented building in Beaconsfield
  • Whirlpool Bathtub
  • Dinstinctive stand-alone copper baths in suites fill from the ceiling
  • Designer
  • Sit-out Terrace
  • Full of character
  • Good wine list
  • Opulent
  • Boutique
  • Quirky
  • Retro/Vintage
  • Lively
  • Charming
  • Luxury
  • Intimate
  • Romantic

Facilities

  • Restaurant
  • There are two restaurants on-site; English - specialising in British Sunday Lunch - and Thai. Both boast glamorous interiors
  • Shops
  • Make sure to visit the farm shop selling award-winning butchery and delicatessen stocked from their 80-acre working farm
  • Swimming Pool
  • The Malibu-themed outdoor swimming pool borders al fresco dining terrace, used in warmer months
  • Massage
  • The property specialises in a relaxing form of traditional Thai massage
  • Whirlpool Bathtub
  • Dinstinctive stand-alone copper baths in suites fill from the ceiling
  • Hot Tub
  • Soak away stresses in the large stone-bordered outdoor hot tub
  • Sit-out Terrace
  • Good wine list
  • Adult Only
  • No pets
  • Meeting Room
  • Outdoor dining
  • Walking distance restaurants
  • Bar
  • Suites
  • Garden
  • Sitting Room
  • Room service
  • Wifi
  • Air conditioning
  • Bath robes
  • Parking

Activities

  • Golf
  • Golf-lovers will adore nearby Stoke Park. As well as a luxury hotel & country-club, it is one of the UK's finest parkland clubs
  • Sights nearby
  • Make a day of it and visit Legoland or stop for lunch at Cliveden House, a luxury country house hotel with a dramatic history
  • Other Activities
  • It's a half hour drive to Windsor Castle, home to the Queen of England and the oldest & largest occupied castle in the world
  • Great walks
  • Go for a scenic waterside stroll in nearby Colne Valley Regional Park

Map & Location

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